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On Saturday, March 2nd, Muse Machine will be going to the Schuster Center to watch Pirates of Penzance. When Muse Machine attends the performance students will be encouraged to dress like a pirate and participate in a costume contest. Make sure that if you attend you have enough pirate puns and have fun. Here are some pirate jokes:

Q: What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A: A rookie

Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C.

Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
A: An arm and a leg.

Q: What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
A: I, I, R and the seven C’s

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